Hello lady. Thank you for the tablecloth. It looks nice. No, there's nothing wrong with it. But, I was just wondering: in one bit, the spots go big. Do you know why that is? It's like the tablecloth is much closer or something. The spots are all big. They go small and then big in one bit. Why is that?
Oh hang on. No, it's alright. It's just a plate.
(Made-up one-way conversation we had with the lady who made the table cloth.)